just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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