If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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