Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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