my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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