at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
did i just pee glitter
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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