Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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