I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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