found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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