Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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