One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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