i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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