No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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