clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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