I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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