and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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