their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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