Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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