you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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