that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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