I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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