what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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