I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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