she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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