Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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