he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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