So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just pynch a tree in the face
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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