Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
What a fucking waste of an outfit
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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