thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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