My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
whose ass print is on the piano?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
