My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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