So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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