She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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