you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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