i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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