no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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