i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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