my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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