You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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