a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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