Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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