Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I understand Curling. That high.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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