Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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