A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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