it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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