Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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