This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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