Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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