just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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