Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(256): View more from Alabama

Did he leave or is he still there?

(334): View more from Alabama

He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.

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(510): View more from California

you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers

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(916): View more from California

Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!

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(727): View more from Florida

I called him Oliver all night

(727): View more from Florida

His name is Brandon

(1-727): View more from Florida

Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...

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