he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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