its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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