you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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