I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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