The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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