her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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